Bruce Willis

Let's play Wes Anderson Bingo!

The trailer for Wes Anderson's new movie, Moonrise Kingdom, has just been released. Because I literally knew nothing about it, I decided to play a little game of Wes Anderson Bingo.

A guide to the emotional palette of G.I. Joe 2

We analyse the trailer and go behind the explosions, to bring you this guide to the many faces you'll be seeing - and maybe even pulling yourself - during the emotional rollercoaster that is G.I. Joe 2.

G.I. Joe 2: Retaliation trailer will put chest hair on your IQ

Shit gets serious in the first trailer for G.I. Joe 2: Retaliation. AND THEN EXPLOSHUNS!!!1

My balls just exploded

Here's the first poster for Planet Hollywood: The Movie aka The Expendables 2. Warning: excess testosterone may cause spontaneous purchase of Nuts magazine.

Die Hard 5 is sounding GUUHHHHH

Here's what we know about Die Hard 5, including URRRRGH GOD THIS IS ACTUALLY HAPPENING and WHY WHY WON'T THEY LISTEN?

Loop loop, it's the sound of da police

Get your first look at Rian Johnson's time-travel hitman head-fuck Looper, complete with Bruce Willis climaxing while firing a rifle.

Review: RED

Think back to The A-Team's tagline: "There is no Plan B". Seeing as RED is the fourth movie this year that features a group of highly-skilled heroes who enjoy banter between gunfights, after The A-TeamThe Losers, and The Expendables, it would seem that not only is there is a Plan B, there's a Plan C and a Plan D as well.

Stallone wants Willis as the bad guy for The Expendables 2

Sylvester Stallone's The Expendables is quite literally blowing up right now around the world, but he's already thinking about a sequel, and who might play the big bad: he's tweeted Bruce Willis as a suggestion.

John McClane will Die Hard 5: Die Even More Ridiculously Hard

Yippee-ki-yay, funky mother! John McClane's plans are about to get ruined for a fifth time - this is why no one invites him round for dinner. Unreliable.

Die Hard 5 next year, claims Willis

Yippee-Ki-Yay, mother-frigger. Bruce Willis confirms that Die Hard 5 is planned to go into production next year. What he doesn't mention that it'll be rated U and will co-star Barney the dinosaur as his partner.