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Review: Brothers

Posted by Kirsty at 12:51 on 24 Jan 2010
Brothers
Is it just me, or has there not been a good comedy out in months? Thanks very much, Oscar season, for a series of thoughtful, harrowing dramas that put you right off your popcorn in the harsh, cold light of day. Yeah gang, let's all go to the movies on a Friday night! That'll be fun! (*sigh*)

Darren Aronofsky's Black Swan just got interesting

Posted by Ali at 00:10 on 21 Aug 2009
Darren Aronofsky's Black Swan just got interesting
Though you shouldn't need any extras reason to be excited about the new film from the director of The Wrestler, how about a little girl-on-girl action? It's true what they say: lesbian sex really brightens up a ballet story.

Review: V For Vendetta

Posted by Ali at 03:31 on 24 Mar 2006
V For Vendetta
“What we need right now is a clear message to the people of this country. This message must be read in every newspaper, heard on every radio, seen on every television. I want this country to realise that we stand on the edge of oblivion. I want everyone to remember why they need us!” The words here are being spoken, nay, bark...

Review: CLOSER

Posted by Ali at 18:30 on 22 Jun 2005
CLOSER
Four painfully attractive people meet each other and proceed to jump into each other’s beds like an inter-continental gang bang - on paper, Closer sounds awful, like one of those British films starring a Fiennes brother where you want each and every person involved to suffer a horrible and torturous death. However, on film, Clo...

Review: STAR WARS EPISODE III: REVENGE OF THE SITH

Posted by Ali at 17:44 on 20 May 2005
STAR WARS EPISODE III: REVENGE OF THE SITH
Of all the emotions us rapidly ageing cinemagoers feel towards George Lucas, pity is not likely to be a popular one. But give the poor guy a break. Reviving the Star Wars series and going back to tell the origins of the characters we grew up with may never even have been a good idea in the first place, but it was one hell of a...