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50 people more likely to play James Bond than Daniel Day-Lewis
Movie Feature | Luke Whiston | 25th September 2013
The Telegraph is
making uncited claimsreporting today that Daniel Day-Lewis is the "hot favourite" to take up the reins as James Bond once Daniel Craig hangs up his tuxedo - a headline based entirely on a comment by Solo author William Boyd. I mean... he's not. He's really, really not. To illustrate how certain I am, here are 50 people who will play James Bond before Daniel Day-Lewis ever does. -
Bond 24 director shortlist: the yays, the nays and the no ways
Movie Feature | Neil, Ali | 6th March 2013
In some of the most exciting news about somebody not doing something ever, it's emerged that Skyfall director Sam Mendes won't be returning to "helm" the next Bond film, even though he never said that he would and often suggested that he wouldn't. Still, that's no reason for us not to pull on our Roger Moore underpants and boot up the Speculatotron 2000, if only so we can say "told you so, ner ner ner-ner-ner" in the unlikely event that we're right. In a Shiznit first, Neil and Ali double-team James Bond to lay down the rules for who should and shouldn't be allowed within megaphoning distance of Bond 24.
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Blogalongabond #23: Skyfall
Movie Feature | Luke | 4th December 2012
Welp, here we are; twelve months of dodgy graphics and suspect gameplay, leading up to this final gamey tribute to the cinematic adventures of James Bond. Along the way we've jumped, ducked and QWOP'd, startled pigeons and murdered monkeys, and lovingly ripped off Canabalt, Doodle Jump, Pilotwings and even SkiFree for Windows 3.1. So what does this final challenge have in store? Let's just say you've got to get angry... you've got to make the Skyfall!
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Best Bond gif ever reveals Roger Moore was firing blanks
Movie Feature | Matt | 22nd November 2012
Even with two hands, he can't get that damn gun to work (via Imgur.com). -
Confusing press release of the day
Movie News | Ali | 26th October 2012
In its entirety: "Bond mania isn't dying down! Morpshuits [sic], manufacturers of all-in-on [sic] Lycra costumes supply Bond mega fans with tuxedo Morphsuits to honour their hero on Bond Street." (Large pic, welp).
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Innocuous typo leads to half-arsed, albeit topical post
Movie Feature | Ali | 25th October 2012
James Bod: coming soon to CBBC.
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Bérénice Marlohe 1, Paul Ross 0
Movie News | Ali | 24th October 2012
Sorry Paul, but I couldn't have you at the top of the homepage any longer. (Bérénice Marlohe rocks a red gown at the Skyfall world premiere).
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Paul Ross still relevant, now dressing up as Bond girls on TV
Movie News | Ali | 23rd October 2012
Everybody's second favourite Ross brother is still the go-to guy for movie industry insight, as you can plainly see in this grab from This Morning showing him dressed as Ursula Andress. Does Jonathan call much?
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Blogalongabond #22: Quantum Of Solace
Movie Feature | Luke | 22nd October 2012
In our penultimate Blogalongabond entry, we tackle Marc Forster's oft-misunderstood Quantum Of Solace the only way we know how: BY BLOWING STUFF UP WITH GUNZ GRRRRR (*flexes and pulls muscle at same time*)
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Skyfall gets extra-classy IMAX poster
Movie News | Ali | 20th October 2012
Think they've overdone it on the product placement this time. (IMP).
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