Dolph Lundgren is a born entertainer

Prepare yourself for the most amazing entertainment experience of all time. I'm not even exaggerating. Stop submissions to YouTube, there's no point in adding more videos to the internet.

Expendables promo hits the net

Prepare to be doused in testosterone and riddled with bullets and one-liners – a promo for Sly Stallone's The Expendables has appeared online and, judging from this footage, we're all gonna get our eyes kicked off.