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Exclusive pictures from The Expendables 2: PG-13 version

Posted by Ali at 07:00 on 20 Jan 2012
Exclusive pictures from The Expendables 2: PG-13 version
As Sylvester Stallone reveals that Chuck Norris got his way and The Expendables 2 will be released as a PG-13 rated movie, we can exclusively reveal some leaked photos from the set of the movie. They weren't kidding: this one is aimed squarely at the teenage market.

Fuck you, Chuck Norris

Posted by Ali at 19:00 on 18 Jan 2012
Fuck you, Chuck Norris
Rumour has it, Chuck Norris has only agreed to appear in The Expendables 2 if they removed all the bad language and made it PG-13. Hey Chuck: FUCK YOU you FUCKING CHUCKLEHEAD.

My balls just exploded

Posted by Ali at 13:15 on 19 Nov 2011
My balls just exploded
Here's the first poster for Planet Hollywood: The Movie aka The Expendables 2. Warning: excess testosterone may cause spontaneous purchase of Nuts magazine.

10 sensible suggestions for the cast of The Expendables 2

Posted by Ali at 16:00 on 09 Aug 2011
10 sensible suggestions for the cast of The Expendables 2
Despite the ageing process, it looks like geriaction movie The Expendables 2 is moving forward slowly, infuriating younger movies by blocking their way like lumbering old men tend to do. Alleged new cast members John Travolta and Chuck Norris don't spread our mustard, so we came up with some better ideas and faxed them to Sylvester Stallone.

11 worst movie lines of 2010

Posted by Ali at 19:11 on 27 Dec 2010
11 worst movie lines of 2010
You've already seen our list of guilty pleasures from 2010, and with awesomely bad movies comes awesomely bad dire-logue - the lines that drop out of character's mouths like turds out of bumholes. Enjoy!

The guiltiest pleasures of 2010

Posted by Ali at 19:36 on 22 Dec 2010
The guiltiest pleasures of 2010
2010 has been a bumper year for movies that nestle somewhere between 'demented genius' and 'unparalleled garbage'. Here are our favourite guilty pleasures of the year: please don't judge us.

Stallone wants Willis as the bad guy for The Expendables 2

Posted by Ali at 14:36 on 30 Aug 2010
Stallone wants Willis as the bad guy for The Expendables 2
Sylvester Stallone's The Expendables is quite literally blowing up right now around the world, but he's already thinking about a sequel, and who might play the big bad: he's tweeted Bruce Willis as a suggestion.

Review: The Expendables

Posted by Ali at 01:33 on 15 Aug 2010
The Expendables
The danger of 'event movies' is often that the event becomes more important than the actual movie. In some cases, the finished film can almost become surplus to requirement. Remember Snakes On A Plane? We all chuckled at the title and bought into the cheesiness of it, yet only six people saw it at the cinema, and only three of them actually liked it. And one of them was me.

Best Expendables trailer ever

Posted by Ali at 22:30 on 13 Jul 2010
Best Expendables trailer ever
Words can't express how much I wish this was the actual trailer.

New Expendables trailer is taking names; kicking of ass to come later

Posted by Ali at 21:29 on 04 Jun 2010
New Expendables trailer is taking names; kicking of ass to come later
The new trailer for The Expendables is basically just a list of the entire cast. But when your cast has this many badasses per square inch, I'd say it's entirely appropriate.

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