The Expendables
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Posted by
Matt at 08:00 on 02 Jan 2013
It's 2013! A new year of wonderful movies to look forward to, so full of potential and promise. Or we could just point and laugh at last year's films again? Yeah, let's do that.
Posted by
Matt at 22:00 on 04 Dec 2012
Do you like watching old men fight each other to the death? Then we have the competition for you!
Posted by
Matt at 14:00 on 06 Nov 2012
Exciting, new viral marketing for a tired, old, virile franchise has begun. Can you decipher Sly Stallone's baffling code to reveal some top casting choices for Expendables 3?
Posted by
Ali at 07:00 on 17 Aug 2012
If you've seen The Expendables' IMDB page lately, you'll have seen the amazing character names in all their glory, but these are just the latest in the long, fine tradition of giving action stars the most ridiculous monikers possible. With that in mind, we present to you the cream of the crap: the most ludicrously macho characters ever named.
Posted by
Ali at 07:00 on 14 Aug 2012
The Expendables 2 isn't a movie that exists in our conventional universe. Sure, it stars men of flesh and blood, who live and breathe and bleed, but it is not set in reality. It's an extreme cinematic experience – a 'movie movie', the kind which characters in Quentin Tarantino films enjoy. It's just that little bit exaggerated – not always to an immediately noticeable degree, but it feels like it's constantly overclocked. The Expendables 2 is turbo-charged, hyper-violent, super-stupid and doesn't give a single, solitary shit.
Posted by
Ali at 18:30 on 16 Jun 2012
It's the most exciting action movie of the year, featuring an ambulance-full of action heroes, eager to show they can still cut it in the modern world. Why, then, do they all look so bloody miserable?
Posted by
Ali at 07:00 on 20 Jan 2012
As Sylvester Stallone reveals that Chuck Norris got his way and
The Expendables 2 will be released as a PG-13 rated movie, we can exclusively reveal some leaked photos from the set of the movie. They weren't kidding: this one is aimed squarely at the teenage market.
Posted by
Ali at 19:00 on 18 Jan 2012
Rumour has it, Chuck Norris has only agreed to appear in
The Expendables 2 if they removed all the bad language and made it PG-13. Hey Chuck: FUCK YOU you FUCKING CHUCKLEHEAD.
Posted by
Ali at 13:15 on 19 Nov 2011
Here's the first poster for Planet Hollywood: The Movie aka The Expendables 2. Warning: excess testosterone may cause spontaneous purchase of Nuts magazine.
Posted by
Ali at 16:00 on 09 Aug 2011
Despite the ageing process, it looks like geriaction movie The Expendables 2 is moving forward slowly, infuriating younger movies by blocking their way like lumbering old men tend to do. Alleged new cast members John Travolta and Chuck Norris don't spread our mustard, so we came up with some better ideas and faxed them to Sylvester Stallone.