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If 2017's Oscar-nominated movie posters told the truth

Posted by Ali Gray, Matt Looker, Neil Alcock, Becky Suter, Ed Williamson at 11:30 on 24 Jan 2017
If 2017's Oscar-nominated movie posters told the truth
The mainstream media is full of fake news. Hollywood is full of failing celebs, who don't even know me. If the big movies this Oscar season, which I hear are very overrated, told the truth, they'd look like this. Sad!

101 reasons 2016 wasn't quite as shit as we all thought it was

Posted by Ali Gray, Matt Looker, Becky Suter, Ed Williamson, Rob Young at 20:00 on 30 Dec 2016
101 reasons 2016 wasn't quite as shit as we all thought it was
It's almost over. You almost made it through. You survived 2016. You deserve a medal, but that medal would probably strangle you. We can all focus ahead now on 2017, a year which cannot feasibly be any worse than the 12 months that came before it, at least until that new Keith Lemon & Paddy McGuinness TV show airs on ITV. But le...

Top 20 scenes of 2014: 10-1

Posted by TheShiznit.co.uk at 14:45 on 30 Dec 2014
Top 20 scenes of 2014: 10-1
Here it is, the culmination of an entire year of sitting in front of a screen to watch movies and then sitting in front of a smaller screen to then write about those movies. These 10 scenes are the best that 2014 had to offer, although obviously that's just my opinion, but even more obviously it's my blog, so if you don't like it you can go and read WhatCulture or something you philistine.

Top 20 scenes of 2014: 20-11

Posted by TheShiznit.co.uk at 11:45 on 29 Dec 2014
Top 20 scenes of 2014: 20-11
Hello loyal readers and congratulations for making it to the final stages of 2014: all that remains is to square off with the grimly inevitable end-of-year boss.

Ranking the films of alternate universe Christopher Nolan

Posted by Ali Gray at 23:30 on 10 Nov 2014
Ranking the films of alternate universe Christopher Nolan
Listicles! They're terrible. As everyone else concentrates on the important matter of ranking Christopher Nolan's films into an entirely arbitrary order - yes, all nine of them - we thought it would be more suited to the themes of Interstellar if we hopped through a wormhole to rank the films of alternate universe Christopher Nolan.

The 2014 movie poster mash-up you didn't know you didn't want to see

Posted by Ali Gray at 11:30 on 07 Aug 2014
The 2014 movie poster mash-up you didn't know you didn't want to see
I'm just sayin' what everyone be thinkin', yo. (Large here).

The Purge: Anarchy in the UK

Posted by Ali Gray at 00:10 on 17 Jul 2014
The Purge: Anarchy in the UK
The Purge: Anarchy - known in some international territories as 'American Nightmare 2' - is released in cinemas next week, continuing to explore the best high concept horror premise in years: what if, in order to reduce crime all year round, all crime including murder was legal for one night only? It's a very American thing, having to specify that murder was included, because if there was a UK version of The Purge, the crimes the British public would commit would be small and twatty. Crimes like these...

Revealed: The 24 greatest unfinished Shiznit articles of 2013

Posted by Ali Gray at 10:20 on 31 Dec 2013
Revealed: The 24 greatest unfinished Shiznit articles of 2013
Time for some insight into the working conditions here at Shiznit HQ, where feature ideas are abandoned daily for not being nearly as interesting/funny/cohesive as they seemed like they might be. Cast your eyes on the graveyard that was this year's unpublished drafts in the Shiznit admin, complete with the reasons why we never finished them. (Spoiler: usually it's because they're incredibly shit).

2013: The year in stuff that looked like dicks

Posted by Ali Gray at 22:00 on 18 Dec 2013
2013: The year in stuff that looked like dicks
2013 was the most phallic movie year in modern memory - penile imagery was thrust at us from every direction and in every dimension. I'd be happy to go on record as saying this year has featured the most movies featuring stuff that looked like dicks ever. Prove me wrong: I guarantee you have far too much dignity to even try.

"It's X meets Y!" The 10 worst bullshit movie poster quotes

Posted by Ali Gray at 22:00 on 04 Nov 2013
"It's X meets Y!" The 10 worst bullshit movie poster quotes
We all know how the game works come poster quote attribution time: the biggest bum-lickers do their best fawning in the vain hope of having their name appear on a one-sheet in 12 point Arial Bold. The right way to do it? Work hard, gain respect, write truthfully and make your words mean something. The quick way to do it? "It's [Film Everyone Likes] meets [Another Film Everyone Likes]!" BOSH. Instant microfame!
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