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2012: The Year In Review (Part 2)

Movie Feature | Ali | 30th December 2012

With March, June, February, April, January and May all behind us (though not in that order), we look back at the second half of 2012, during which we wasted more time than even we thought possible.

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2012: The Year In Review (Part 1)

Movie Feature | Ali | 29th December 2012

Look, it's the end of the year, nothing is happening. Just let us rest on our laurels and repost loads of old stuff and keep eating these delicious 'Christmas Marshmallows' we found in the cupboard, right? Here's the best of The Shiznit in 2012.

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What if the rest of 2012's movie posters told the truth?

Movie Feature | Ali | 3rd December 2012

And to think, the movies we didn't already zing OUTRAGEOUSLY earlier in the year thought they'd gotten away with it. No one avoids the carpet bombing of Photoshop truth. Especially not you, Magic Mike.

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Why can't Hollywood fcuking spell?

Movie Feature | Ali | 6th October 2012

Time to report on a movie trend that's more terrifying than any unnecessary helicopter or diagonal title treatment: the fact that spelling standards are seemingly slipping throughout the film industry – from props and in-film graphics to promotional materials, posters and beyond. This inability to use proper spelling and grammar is more damning to Hollywood than any film directed by Peter Berg ever could be.

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13 creative ways to legally break a movie review superembargo

Movie News | Ali | 6th August 2012

Review embargoes are a necessary evil in the world of film journalism: in all honesty, a paltry price to pay if it means you get to watch a top film first and for free. However, as I've discussed before, some embargoes can be staggeringly draconian, like the one I received today. Naturally, all it made me want to do was figure out a way to break it.

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A collection of pictures of animals being paid to watch films

Movie Feature | Ali | 3rd May 2012

Animals! Films! Animals watching films! It's the most Sun-friendly gallery we've ever done! Expect to see it on Perez Hilton in days!

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Mind-blowing movie-based time-lapse video of the day

Movie News | Ali | 3rd April 2012

Courtesy of Jeff Desom of Vimeo (via @James_Warren)

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Sir Alan Sugar prompts spoiler reform

Movie Feature | Ali | 15th March 2012

How long must you wait before revealing a spoiler? If you're Alan Sugar, the answer is RAH RAH I'M BLADDY ALAN SUGAR I COULD BUY YOU IF I WANT, but if you're a mere human being, there are rules that must be obeyed. Warning: this article contains spoilers. No, really.

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Stanley Kubrick: unexpected bringer of LOLgasms

Movie Feature | Ali | 21st February 2012

When I think of Stanley Kubrick, I think of a super serious bearded genius, pushing the likes of Nicholson, Cruise and Curtis for just one more take. What I do not think of is a bringer of mad LOLs, but according to these jokey 'fake titles without movies' he collected over 34 years, that's exactly what he was. He's like the white, talented Eddie Murphy.

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Just to complete the set

Movie Feature | Ali, Matt | 26th January 2012

Truthified posters for the two Oscar-nominated pics we missed earlier this week - because we're nothing if not completists.

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