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Rollover for a more accurate version of Jason Statham's Wild Card poster

Movie News | TheShiznit.co.uk | 16th December 2014

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He just doesn't give a fork. (Pic from IMPawards.com).

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Netflix immediately regretting signing Adam Sandler movie deal

Movie News | Ali Gray | 2nd October 2014

This is an actual quote from an actual adult human. Story at Variety.

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Liam Neeson does great impression of road sign in first Taken 3 still

Movie News | Ali Gray | 23rd September 2014

That's it, Liam! Stoop! Bend! Be black! Be pointy!

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Dickie bows out: Rest in peace Richard Attenborough (1923-2014)

Movie News | Ali Gray | 24th August 2014

I was very sorry to hear about the sad passing of Lord Richard Attenborough this evening. Although I am fully aware his acting legacy extends back way beyond 1993, he'll always be Jurassic Park's creator John Hammond to me: my favourite character in my favourite movie ever. I wrote a little bit on what Attenborough brought to the role here, but I don't feel much like eulogising right now: I'm going to get busy knowing him better first. So long, Dickie, and thanks for all the dinosaurs.

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The most poorly judged release date/poster combo imaginable

Movie News | Ali Gray | 29th July 2014

Ninja Turtles: exploding skyscrapers on 9/11 (in Australia anyway - August 8th in the US).

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This video of Jason Statham diving is the best thing he's ever done

Movie News | Ali Gray | 23rd July 2014

We all knew that action star Jason Statham was a former diver who represented Great Britain in the Commonwealth Games, but the BBC have unearthed the first footage of the actor performing a series of high dives â€“ and he's not very good. I mean, he's obviously quite good, given that he's representing his country and everything, but the video shows Statham come close to bellyflopping, then appears dejected as the judges mark him poorly. Frankly, this is the most I've liked Jason Statham in years.

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Exclusive Exodus set pic: Moses gets fly swat caught in hood

Movie News | Ed Williamson | 10th July 2014

It is written that he later used the same fly swat to part the Red Sea. His horse continued not to give a fuck.

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No one told Bruce Willis we're not doing casual Friday any more

Movie News | Ali Gray | 28th June 2014

We all know Bruce Willis stopped caring about his movies about two Die Hards ago, but he could at least have worn a shirt and tie for the poster shoot. The Prince gets minus poster points for the unnecessary helicopter and the mysterious sparks. Also because it looks like it was made in a lunch break. Which, coincidentally, is when Bruce Willis filmed his cameo.

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Transformers featurette reveals Mark Wahlberg slowly adopting robot voice

Movie News | Ali Gray | 18th June 2014

Maybe those Decepticon bastards have already got to him. (Full Transformers: Age Of Extinction featurette here).

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Dracula 'Untold', eh?

Movie News | Ali Gray | 16th June 2014

Seems unlikely.

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