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Seb Patrick (1982-2020)

Movie News | Ali Gray | 2nd August 2020

I'm not sure where to even start when discussing the legacy left behind by writer, podcaster, contributor and friend of the site Seb Patrick, but I'll give it a go.

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This just in: Margot Robbie is wearing clothes

Movie News | Ali Gray | 7th August 2018

The first publicity shot of Margot Robbie from Quentin Tarantinoâ€˜s new movie Once Upon A Time In Hollywood is in, and I think I can safely say that, wow, that is Margot Robbie all right!

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Day-Lewis retirement "only research for role as retiree"

Movie News | Ed Williamson | 23rd June 2017

Daniel Day-Lewis is to retire from acting in order to prepare for a forthcoming role in Paul Thomas Anderson's The Retiree.

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Hardy to get knob out on CBeebies

TV News | Ed Williamson | 6th April 2017

Tom Hardy's popular stint on Bedtime Stories is to end with a series finale in which he just shows you his penis.

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Man reassures Twitter followers he doesn't watch Bake-Off

TV News | Ed Williamson | 14th September 2016

A man yesterday informed his 97 Twitter followers that he was uninterested in the day's trending story about the Great British Bake-Off because he had never seen it.

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Corbyn only pretending not to know who Ant and Dec are

TV News | Ed Williamson | 17th August 2016

Jeremy Corbyn's claim not to know who Ant and Dec are has been exposed as bollocks.

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Jason Momoa signs on to be next actor to pull out of The Crow

Movie News | Ali Gray | 12th August 2016

Game Of Thrones actor Jason Momoa has been revealed as the latest actor to sign on to play the lead character of the troubled reboot of The Crow which definitely isn't going to happen, it has been announced.

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DoorsWorld social media manager off sick today

TV News | Ed Williamson | 24th May 2016

Social media manager of DoorsWorld in Winchester Jez Hinds was today reported to be off sick on the one day he had a trending topic to jump on to.

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It's nothing like that, say actual night managers

TV News | Ed Williamson | 6th April 2016

Night managers of UK hotels have reported that scenarios requiring them to infiltrate the organisations of rogue arms dealers are rare.

"It doesn't come up much if I'm honest," confirmed Darren Moxey of Hexham Premier Inn. "Mainly I just do sudokus.

"Once I had to prise open an old couple's window because it was stuck and they were too hot to sleep. And last year I had to change the battery in the smoke alarm on four because it was beeping every thirty seconds.

"No, we don't get a lot of emotionally damaged American ex-models in, shooting me sexually charged glances. Once we had a hen do stay and they made me dance with them in the foyer. But one of them knocked over the umbrella stand and I had to ask them all to go to bed.

"They grabbed my name badge and wouldn't give it back."

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Bollocks to theatre, says Rylance

Movie News | Ed Williamson | 29th February 2016

Newly crowned Oscar recipient Mark Rylance today told the theatre it could do one.

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