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Pics: Jessica Alba on Machete set
Movie News | Ali | 24th August 2009
Set pics just in of Jessica Alba on the set of Robert Rodriguez's B-movie Machete. Above you can see Jessica trying to dehydrate Danny Trejo's face with the power of her mind.
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Watch Prometheus online for free!
Movie News | Luke | 23rd March 2012
Sort of.
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How can it be that X-Men's William Stryker isn't a Stifler by birth?
Movie News | Ali Gray | 15th May 2014
Scanning the X-Men: Days Of Future Past cast list reveals the actor behind William Stryker to be Australian Josh Helman, who - unbelievably - is no relation to Seann William Scott, Steve Stifler or even Stifler's Mom. The scene in X-Men where Stryker accidentally eats a donut full of semen just accentuated the visual similarities.
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Sexy Emma Watson to star in sexy Fifty Shades Of Grey sex movie?
Movie News | Ali | 25th July 2012
To the relief of Google-baiters everywhere, SEXY HARRY POTTER star and former TEEN Emma Watson is rumoured to be starring in the movie adaptation of the racy hit series FIFTY SHADES OF GREY, described by some to contain SEX, HARDCORE FUCKING, BONDAGE, SPANKING and female empowerment.
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Fuck you, Chuck Norris
Movie News | Ali | 18th January 2012
Rumour has it, Chuck Norris has only agreed to appear in The Expendables 2 if they removed all the bad language and made it PG-13. Hey Chuck: FUCK YOU you FUCKING CHUCKLEHEAD.
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Saturday morning reader submission: The Nicolas Cage Avengers
Movie News | Ali, Matheus Candido | 31st March 2012
I wouldn't normally do this, but I had an email from a reader in Brazil this morning containing a picture I couldn't resist sharing with you.
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What these new pics tell us about David Fincher's Lisbeth Salander
Movie News | Matt | 13th January 2011
More photos have surfaced of Rooney Mara as the new Lisbeth Salander and they're punky, provocative and...well...posed. This is exactly how I imagined Lisbeth would look if she were modelling Diesel clothing. Way to stick it to the man, Salander.
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Nic Cage as everyone
Movie News | Ali | 1st January 2010
It's like all my dreams and nightmares had a baby, and the baby looked like Nic Cage.
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Michael Myers unmasked in alternate Halloween II ending
Movie News | Ali | 13th December 2009
Terrible movie gets terrible alternate ending even worse than the terrible one you'll see on the terrible DVD. See it here!
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Movie poster round-up: killers, salmons and bastard bears
Movie News | Luke | 4th March 2012
I'm writing this week's movie poster round-up whilst watching John Woo's Hardboiled, so forgive me if I suddenly WRITE IN ALL CAPS or make spelling mistakes as I PUNCH THE AIR *dives through window, hits publish button, explodes*
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