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  • If the rest of this year's movie posters told the truth

    Movie Feature | Ali | 27th September 2011

    It's been far too long since our last movie poster TRUTH-BOMBING: here's a round-up of the remaining movies that have dodged our rapist rapier wit so far this year.

  • If this summer's movie posters told the truth

    Movie Feature | Ali | 3rd May 2011

    A whole host of blockbusters are on their way this summer, ready to dazzle you with dizzying marketing campaigns, flashy trailers and big-name stars. Let's cut the crap: here are the posters for the real movies.

  • Top 20 Movie Insults

    Movie Feature | Ali | 22nd June 2007

    Hollywood is a vicious place: if you don't have a pointed tongue and a wit to match that of Oscar Wilde, you might as well have 'DUNCE' tattooed on your forehead. Selecting the very best movie insults was an arduous task as there's simply so many to consider. What makes a great movie insult? Swearing will bump you up a few no...

  • The 50 Funniest Movie Scenes Ever (With Videos)

    Movie Feature | Ali | 29th April 2008

    Adam Sandler's career proves that people will laugh at anything - you don't have to be particularly smart to make people chuckle. What you see before you is a collection of 50 of the funniest scenes ever put to film: while the films themselves may not necessarily be classics, the clips won't fail to have you LOLing like a 12 yea...

  • If 2012's Oscar-nominated movie posters told the truth

    Movie Feature | Ali | 25th January 2012

    It's that time of year again: the Oscar nominations are in, and the chatter has begun. Who will fail to beat George Clooney and Meryl Streep this time? In the interests of transparency, we've shopped the posters for this awards season's biggest movies so they're a little more honest about their content. Pretend this is the first time we've done it.

  • Top 50 Movie Fight Scenes

    Movie Feature | Ali | 7th November 2007

    "How much can you know about yourself if you've never been in a fight?" The wise words of one Tyler Durden, and a maxim we live by here at TheShiznit. The fifty scenes celebrated in this article represent the finest fights in cinema history, the almighty showdowns that shook the Earth to its very core. Featuring men, women, dino...

  • Top 20 Crazy Bastards

    Movie Feature | Ali | 4th October 2007

    Heroes are boring. Shoot gun, blow up car, quip, save girl, fuck her. Nope, given the choice between a clean-cut, rational character and an unshaven, mumbling, drugged-up lunatic, we'll take the schizo every time. Nothing lights up the silver screen like a bona fide wacko, so we've gone to great lengths to bring together the cra...

  • Top 20 Worst Casting Decisions Ever

    Movie Feature | Ali | 6th June 2008

    Every once in a while, a face pops up in a movie and peers directly into your soul. The panicked eyes and the awkward body language all scream one thing: "I don't belong here!" Poor casting is rife throughout Hollywood, but truly woeful casting decisions can make a bad movie live forever (albeit for the wrong reasons)....

  • If the Best Picture nominee posters told the truth

    Movie Feature | Ali | 26th January 2011

    The Best Picture nominees have been announced, and what an exciting bunch of films they are. Facebook: The Movie? (*chuckles*) Hollywood, you've done it again! But what if the posters couldn't tell lies?

  • Top 20 Ridiculous Action Movie Moments

    Movie Feature | Ali | 27th June 2007

    Action movies should always be taken with a pinch of salt, but sometimes you've got to say enough is enough. We can stomach exploding choppers, secret agents and kung fu chefs, but every so often an action movie comes along with a scene so dumb, it defies belief - the moment that yanks you out of the film and has you muttering ...