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The Apprentice: season 13, episode 2 recap: "Panic Room"
TV Feature | Ed Williamson | 17th October 2017
There are too many of them. The Apprentice always trudges through its early weeks like an underfunded, overcrowded crèche, full of puffed-up, bellicose rugrats wanting the biggest rusk. The reality of editing it down to an hour means there are always those who can keep their heads down for a few weeks and ride it out till their first reckoning around Bonfire Night. As such, I have no idea what half their names are and I'm fucked if I'm going to bother learning them.
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The Apprentice: season 13, episode 1 recap: "The Buns of Brixton"
TV Feature | Becky Suter | 9th October 2017
A team of Oxford University physicists has recently determined that, despite popular opinion, reality is not a simulation created by a massive extraterrestrial computer, because physics. But how do you explain all of 2016? "Be under no illusion," says Lord Sugar. "In this process, I'm the one who decides who's going to remain, and I'm the one who decides who's going to leave, simple as that." What if life is just one long Amstrad computer program? No wonder the world's gone to pot.
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Eight questions I had after the Big Little Lies finale
TV Feature | Becky Suter | 26th April 2017
LittleBigPicture presents its #hottake on the final episode of Big Little Lies, a mere 48 hours after it aired in the UK. After seven weeks of speculation, we finally found out who the murder victim and murderer at Trivia Night were, but many questions were left unanswered, such as ...
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My Google audio history is just recordings of me watching Friends
TV Feature | Ed Williamson | 1st April 2017
This is a low point if I'm honest.
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The Apprentice: season 12, episode 12 recap: "Cakermaker"
TV Feature | Ed Williamson | 20th December 2016
After years of affecting to be above it all like the dickhead I am, it finally happened. I cared who won The Apprentice. "Alana's has the less risk of the two business plans," I said to myself. "Surely Lord Sugar will see that; what self-respecting businessman wouldn't?" Well played, 2016. You win.
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The Apprentice: season 12, episode 11 recap: "Claude of the Stings"
TV Feature | Becky Suter | 18th December 2016
What's for dinner tonight? Is it ... ROAST LAMB? Because ... because they're like lambs, you see, and they're getting roasted, and, and ... oh, forget it. It's Interview Week, that's all you've come for. Are you not entertained?
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The Apprentice: season 12, episode 10 recap: "A Kick in the Botanicals"
TV Feature | Ed Williamson | 12th December 2016
There's one man left and five women, just like that dream I keep having about being overpowered by the female Gladiators.
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The Apprentice: season 12, episode 9 recap: "Virtual Insanity"
TV Feature | Becky Suter | 6th December 2016
This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill: the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill: you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes. Remember: all I'm offering is the truth. Nothing more.
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Your easy flowchart guide to Westworld plot twists
TV Feature | Ed Williamson | 3rd December 2016
Heard tell on social media that there's a huge twist coming in Westworld? Whichever character it involves, allow us to simplify it for you.
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The Apprentice: season 12, episode 8 recap: "Fish and Chips"
TV Feature | Ed Williamson | 28th November 2016
Because they have chips at casinos. You know, as tokens for the ... you stopped reading these weeks ago, didn't you?
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