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Consider this shit
Movie News | Ali Gray | 4th December 2013
Franco be collecting awards in every fuckin' colour, yo. -
Hollywood in shock as helicopter crashes into Keira Knightley's left tit
Movie News | Ali Gray | 28th November 2013
The exploding unnecessary helicopter isn't even my favourite bit of this Jack Ryan poster: it's the tagline.
America, you're fucked. -
Melissa McCarthy gains 30lbs in six months, changes eye colour
Movie News | Ali Gray | 27th November 2013
Still not quite sure why she has no ears, mind. (Context).
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Ralph Fiennes kissed by cute dog
Movie News | Neil Alcock | 20th November 2013
With apologies to the hard-working people who put together the poster for The Invisible Woman, unaware that film bloggers are always fishing for a crap visual gag.
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Henry Cavill rumoured for cameo appearance in Batman Vs Superman
Movie News | Ali Gray | 17th November 2013
Following months of Batman casting news, inescapable rumours surrounding the possible introduction of Diana Prince aka Wonder Woman, the ongoing scenario regarding the forthcoming Justice League franchise and the possibility of appearances from DC characters including Nightwing, it's rumoured that Henry Cavill - star of 2013 movie Man Of Steel - might cameo in Batman Vs Superman. Probably not, though, let's face it.
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This poster is not doing Forest Whitaker's lazy eye any favours
Movie News | Ali Gray | 13th November 2013
Honestly, it'd be like having a Christian Bale poster that plays up his eye wart. Oh, you didn't notice that yet? CANNOT UNSEE.
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Aha! 2013's weirdest cameo revealed
Movie News | Ali Gray | 8th November 2013
So there I was watching The Counsellor, balls deep into Cormac McCarthy territory and attempting to decipher the reams of dialogue being exchanged between Brad Pitt and Michael Fassbender, when who should appear but Linton Travel Tavern's very own receptionist Susan aka I'm Alan Partridge actress Barbara Durkin. I should also mention the scene took place in a travel tavern, although there weren't any upset zombies around. Odd.
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If every character on the new Hobbit poster was wearing a fun little hat
Movie News | Ali Gray | 5th November 2013
Click here for the large version. You're welcome.
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Spider-Man sequel's "soundtrack supergroup" sounds... erm... shit?
Movie News | Ali Gray | 1st November 2013
And I'm not just saying that because 'shit' begins with 's': Hans Zimmer, Pharrell Williams, Dave Stewart, Johnny Marr and Incubus’s Michael Einziger will all be squabbling over the triangle when they team up to record the soundtrack for The Amazing Spider-Man 2.
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Here is how my interview with Tom Hiddleston began
Movie News | Ali Gray | 29th October 2013
This is unrelated to the interview, but you're my most famous Twitter follower. That's a source of great pride.
Tom Hiddleston: Ah, you're Ali@TheShiznit? Come on! [Offers up a high five] High five to that! You didn't say you were from The Shiznit!
I tend to not introduce myself as The Shiznit.
TH: I actually love reading your interviews, they're very interesting.
And this wasn't even the most embarrassing thing to happen in the interview. You'll have to head on over to Virgin Movies to read the full thing.
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