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Anchorman 2 poster: 60% of the time, the shadows work EVERY time
Movie News | Ali Gray | 25th October 2013
SHADOWS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY.
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The final Nymphomaniac poster
Movie News | Ali Gray | 11th October 2013
What? I thought we were all doing cum-faces. (Reminder: The Lonely Island were ace).
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Separated at birth?
Movie News | Ali Gray | 8th October 2013
It's okay, Jeremy. Not everyone can wear a moustache.
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This is the official Mexican poster for Lee Daniels' The Butler
Movie News | Ali Gray | 5th October 2013
Not sure what my favourite bit is: the cluster of presidential force ghosts, the creepy tree/dead spider in the top left or the fact that I can't help reading the title in the voice of Bumblebee Man from The Simpsons. (via IMP)
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First picture of Nicole Kidman in The Stepford Wives 2: Monaco Mistresses
Movie News | Ali | 16th September 2013
Jokes, guys: this is really the first picture from Grace Of Monaco. Either Nicole Kidman has actually discovered the secret of eternal youth, she's been digitally de-aged for the role or she's a fembot built for your pleasure.
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Confirmed: Joseph Mazzello to probably star in Jurassic World
Movie News | Ali | 12th September 2013
. @josephmazzello So are you going to be in Jurassic World or what? If you are, stay silent and don't reply.
— Ali Gray@The_Shiznit (@The_Shiznit) September 12, 2013
Four hours later and still no reply. I'm sure you'll agree, his silence speaks volumes (about how badly this website is run).
Edit: Sam Neill has also cryptically joined in the media blackout surrounding rumours that he'll star in Jurassic World. Not a single peep from him. Or Jeff Goldblum. I'll keep you posted as to who else isn't saying they're not in it. -
Please clarify, getting mixed signals re: whether this is a game or not
Movie News | Ali | 9th September 2013
New poster for Ender's Game claims it's not a game, but then if it's not a game, why is it called Ender's Game? This game movie sounds too complicated, when's Grown Ups 3 out? (Via IMP).
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Merry fucking Christmas!
Movie News | Luke | 7th September 2013
1) Why have they crossed out the word 'bright' and replaced it with the word 'bright'? 2) Why is a Christmas film coming out in September? 3) Why am I questioning a buddy comedy where Paul Giamatti and Paul Rudd channel the Wet Bandits? All Is Bright looks great. (poster via IMP Awards)
UPDATE: Ali has pointed out the scribbled out text says 'bullshit'. Therefore ignore me, I am an idi-oh you already have. -
Rush premiere cleavage swap
Movie News | Ali | 3rd September 2013
Not that you can actually notice any difference.
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Japanese Colonel Sanders to retire from making chicken
Movie News | Ed Williamson | 1st September 2013
And he made cartoons or something too. Sayonara, Hayao Miyazaki.
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