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Transformers featurette reveals Mark Wahlberg slowly adopting robot voice
Movie News | Ali Gray | 18th June 2014
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Eastenders women to explain attraction to Max Branning
TV News | Ed Williamson | 17th June 2014
The women of Walford are being questioned by a parliamentary select committee in a bid to understand why they keep getting off with a bald, middle-aged used car salesman.
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Dracula 'Untold', eh?
Movie News | Ali Gray | 16th June 2014
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King of Spain abdicates after Game of Thrones marathon
TV News | Ed Williamson | 2nd June 2014
"Have you bloody seen what happens to the king when he's hung about a bit too long?" King Juan Carlos remarked to a servant after smashing two seasons of Game of Thrones in a long weekend. "A sword sandwich without the chorizo, that's what. Fuck that noise, I'm Audi." His son Prince Felipe will succeed him, even though everyone likes his brother the badass dwarf much better.
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Ant and Dec win Baftas nobody else entered
TV News | Ed Williamson | 21st May 2014
In an astonishing category sweep on Monday night, Ant and Dec went home with two Bafta awards: one for Best TV Presenter Duo From The Greater Tyne-Tees Area and one for Best Two People Who Often Stand Near Each Other. "We are delighted," said AntDec. "It was a shame to miss out on Most Obvious Beneficiaries Of The Viewing Public's Low Expectations, but you can't win them all." They were later hit in pubs.
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Confusing movie poster of the day
Movie News | Ali Gray | 19th May 2014
Well, that certainly is an interesting and obtuse title for a film about a cycling rivalry seemingly between Phil Neville and Charlton Heston. Unless slaying the badger is what cyclists do to make road races more fun?
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Channing Tatum turns up for X-Men practice in homemade costume
Movie News | Ali Gray | 17th May 2014
Channing Tatum arrived early on the Fox set for his Gambit movie wearing a crude homemade X-Men costume which he hoped would impress producers. Or maybe it's just a still from Foxcatcher, whatevs.
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How can it be that X-Men's William Stryker isn't a Stifler by birth?
Movie News | Ali Gray | 15th May 2014
Scanning the X-Men: Days Of Future Past cast list reveals the actor behind William Stryker to be Australian Josh Helman, who - unbelievably - is no relation to Seann William Scott, Steve Stifler or even Stifler's Mom. The scene in X-Men where Stryker accidentally eats a donut full of semen just accentuated the visual similarities.
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Tom Hardy Peaky Blinders role to be entirely horse-mounted
TV News | Ed Williamson | 30th April 2014
Tom Hardy's much-talked-about role in the second season of Peaky Blinders will comprise his being on a horse talking to himself while no other actors appear on screen, we can exclusively reveal. With his life collapsing around him, the character will ride the horse from Birmingham to London, unaccountably talking like Ivor the Engine, while the camera frames him and nothing else. The episode will play out in real time, and last for two days.
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What a horrible way to find out we didn't pass the open auditions
Movie News | Luke Whiston | 29th April 2014
What was the point of those anyway? Worst kept secret in the galaxy confirmed: all those people you knew were in that film are in that film. You know the one.
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