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Nick Cotton to debut non-black item of clothing
TV News | Ed Williamson | 4th November 2014
I've loved Eastenders since I started back on it, but the return of a character as one-note as Nick Cotton, while familiar and not unwelcome, reminds you what soaps are like when they don't bother with characterisation. Yes, we know, Nick: you're a bad man, everything you do is bad without any real reason why, and all your clothes are accordingly black. Tell us a new one.
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Weird guy with mullet can definitely sort this, say Walking Dead characters
TV News | Ed Williamson | 27th October 2014
In an exclusive interview, everyone from The Walking Dead has professed their total confidence that some random punter they met can cure the zombie pandemic if they get him to Washington.
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Man very good at pretending to be other man
TV News | Ed Williamson | 14th October 2014
I should like to draw your attention to the fact that a 29-year-old Yorkshireman called Marc Pickering is currently playing a young Nucky Thompson in Boardwalk Empire's flashback scenes, and giving the best Steve Buscemi impersonation you're likely to see.
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Netflix immediately regretting signing Adam Sandler movie deal
Movie News | Ali Gray | 2nd October 2014
This is an actual quote from an actual adult human. Story at Variety.
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Blog hits low point with Walking Dead season five image
TV News | Ed Williamson | 29th September 2014
Sorry, but all I see is Rick doing a poo in the woods. I wish I was better than this. Please don't go. I can change.
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Liam Neeson does great impression of road sign in first Taken 3 still
Movie News | Ali Gray | 23rd September 2014
That's it, Liam! Stoop! Bend! Be black! Be pointy!
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Alfie Moon takes selfie stick to next level
TV News | Ed Williamson | 17th September 2014
In alarming scenes, Alfie's self-regard has grown such that he needs to photograph himself constantly in order to share the images on social media, and he invents a contraption that allows him to do so while expending minimum effort. Meanwhile, HE'S ONLY BLOODY GONE AND BURNED DOWN HIS MISSUS AND THAT but he's too busy cycling through Instagram filters to notice.
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Gemma Atkinson leaving Casualty, was in Casualty in first place
TV News | Ed Williamson | 14th September 2014
Former Hollyoaks sort Gemma Atkinson is to leave Casualty for the third time, sparking mild surprise among TV viewers that she was ever in it. "Oh, her out of Hollyoaks?" commented one human. "She was in Casualty, then? Wait, is that the one with the upstairs or the downstairs bit of the hospital? Which is the one that Finn off Hollyoaks was in? And Charlie, I know Charlie. Oh, he's in both? Right, right. And it's on when? Saturday, oh right, I'm usually picking the kids up from karate Saturday."
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Dickie bows out: Rest in peace Richard Attenborough (1923-2014)
Movie News | Ali Gray | 24th August 2014
I was very sorry to hear about the sad passing of Lord Richard Attenborough this evening. Although I am fully aware his acting legacy extends back way beyond 1993, he'll always be Jurassic Park's creator John Hammond to me: my favourite character in my favourite movie ever. I wrote a little bit on what Attenborough brought to the role here, but I don't feel much like eulogising right now: I'm going to get busy knowing him better first. So long, Dickie, and thanks for all the dinosaurs.
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Dean Gaffney now only celebrity not to have completed Ice Bucket Challenge
TV News | Iain Robertson | 21st August 2014
The days of celebrities pouring water over their heads for charity appear to be numbered, after it was revealed today that former Eastenders star Dean Gaffney is the last remaining celebrity on the planet not to have taken part.
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