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Joy as Lautner beard revealed to be shit
TV News | Ed Williamson | 7th August 2014
There was much rejoicing today as a picture from Cuckoo's second season revealed that Taylor Lautner looks an absolute weapon with a beard. As long as he doesn't take his shirt off we've got one over on him, lads.
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Period detail on new Boardwalk Empire not what it was
TV News | Ed Williamson | 3rd August 2014
They've got the clothes out of storage again but the cost of rebuilding the sets was a bit toppy so they just shot it in the car park.
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The most poorly judged release date/poster combo imaginable
Movie News | Ali Gray | 29th July 2014
Ninja Turtles: exploding skyscrapers on 9/11 (in Australia anyway - August 8th in the US).
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This video of Jason Statham diving is the best thing he's ever done
Movie News | Ali Gray | 23rd July 2014
We all knew that action star Jason Statham was a former diver who represented Great Britain in the Commonwealth Games, but the BBC have unearthed the first footage of the actor performing a series of high dives – and he's not very good. I mean, he's obviously quite good, given that he's representing his country and everything, but the video shows Statham come close to bellyflopping, then appears dejected as the judges mark him poorly. Frankly, this is the most I've liked Jason Statham in years.
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Xena Agents of SHIELD cameo even better than Warhammer, say geeks
TV News | Ed Williamson | 22nd July 2014
"This is unprecedented," a geek told us on hearing the news that Lucy Lawless is to guest-star on Agents of SHIELD season two. "Like all my Christmases come at once. Oh God you've put up a picture of her with Seven Of Nine off Voyager oh God OH GOD." He died later that day.
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Walking Dead season five pic: Daryl gets moustache beaten loose
TV News | Ed Williamson | 21st July 2014
The bastards at Terminus have beaten him so bad, his moustache has slipped off his upper lip and into his mouth. Animals.
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Gary Oldman to reprise Friends role in Child 44
TV News | Ed Williamson | 15th July 2014
Tom Hardy is to play the role of Joey Tribbiani, as Matt LeBlanc is too busy working on his film project, Joey: Origins.
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Exclusive Exodus set pic: Moses gets fly swat caught in hood
Movie News | Ed Williamson | 10th July 2014
It is written that he later used the same fly swat to part the Red Sea. His horse continued not to give a fuck.
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Courtney Love to make Sons of Anarchy all about her somehow
TV News | Ed Williamson | 10th July 2014
Courtney Love's new role as a nursery school teacher in Sons of Anarchy is to grow into one that dominates the show entirely whether anyone likes it or not, she has announced. "I'm planning to just photobomb all the scenes I'm not in," she said. "I'll do it so often that they'll either have to give up and use the footage anyway, or just fire me, in which case I'll complain endlessly in the press about how they victimised me. Don't underestimate the remarkable stamina I have where self-promotion is concerned."
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No one told Bruce Willis we're not doing casual Friday any more
Movie News | Ali Gray | 28th June 2014
We all know Bruce Willis stopped caring about his movies about two Die Hards ago, but he could at least have worn a shirt and tie for the poster shoot. The Prince gets minus poster points for the unnecessary helicopter and the mysterious sparks. Also because it looks like it was made in a lunch break. Which, coincidentally, is when Bruce Willis filmed his cameo.
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