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Lena Dunham nepotism rumours true, confirms HBO

TV News | Ed Williamson | 15th February 2013

An HBO executive has answered allegations that Girls was only greenlit because of who Lena Dunham's parents are, confirming: "Yes, that's obviously true. Her mother and father bestride the entertainment industry like colossi."

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Government to use Sean Harris to deter internet porn users

TV News | Ed Williamson | 5th August 2013

In the latest of a string of ruses to stop people looking at porn, David Cameron has successfully lobbied Britain's top internet service providers to use an image of actor Sean Harris as a deterrent.

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Breaking Ba'ath: Saddam henchman hiding place revealed

TV News | Ed Williamson | 20th May 2013

Former Deputy Chairman of the Iraqi Revolutionary Command Council and trusted henchman of Saddam Hussein, Izzat Ibrahim al-Douri, has emerged from hiding after nearly a decade. In his time as a fugitive he is thought to have been running a meth lab in Albuquerque, New Mexico.

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Wesley Snipes pilot "definitely won't go tits-up"

TV News | Ed Williamson | 23rd February 2015

Wesley Snipes's TV pilot, Endgame, definitely won't go to shit in a shopping trolley, insiders say.

"There's no safer pair of hands in the business than Snipes," said an NBC executive. "If you want someone to show up on time, be content with the modest rider laid on in his trailer and get on famously with the creative team, that's Wesley. That's why I didn't hesitate to personally approve his casting.

"Hot in here, isn't it? I feel like it's hot in here."

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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles reboot linked to anarchist group

TV News | Ed Williamson | 12th July 2012

The subjects of a soon-to-be-revived multi-million-dollar merchandising franchise are, it turns out, fervent anti-capitalists looking to bring down society from within. And eat pizza.

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New Walking Dead zombies walk, are dead

TV News | Ed Williamson | 8th June 2011

AMC has released two ' count them, two ' 'first look' pictures of The Walking Dead season two. Guess what? There are some zombies in them. Guess even whatter? Once you've seen one zombie, you've kind of seen them all.

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Hammond "started Top Gear fracas then ran away"

TV News | Ed Williamson | 10th March 2015

The BBC has confirmed reports that Richard Hammond provoked the fracas between presenter and opinion-fabricator Jeremy Clarkson and a Top Gear producer. He then ran behind Clarkson and at intervals poked his tiny head into view to say "Yeah!" while the larger man conducted the argument. When the altercation turned physical he did little except aim a kick at the producer when he was on the ground and then back away hurriedly.

Hammond, 45, was asked to present the show in Clarkson's absence but, on realising none of his bigger mates were around, only went red and mumbled something about how he got loads of girls and his uncle owned a BMX factory. James May refused on the grounds of being literally incapable of anything.

Clarkson was predicted to end up doing really well out of the whole thing somehow and to have his cause tirelessly championed by people who think speed cameras are enforced by Sharia law or something.

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DoorsWorld social media manager off sick today

TV News | Ed Williamson | 24th May 2016

Social media manager of DoorsWorld in Winchester Jez Hinds was today reported to be off sick on the one day he had a trending topic to jump on to.

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Misfits

TV News | Kirsty | 11th November 2010

It’s repeatedly been called Skins-meets-Heroes, and that’s a fair assessment of E4’s award winning SuperChavs teen drama Misfits, which returns to our screens tonight for its second series. It’s like Skins meets Heroes.

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Mad Men season six exclusive: Harry Crane to present Bullseye

TV News | Ed Williamson | 13th March 2013

This is about as much as I can infer from the 'sneak peek' trailer anyway. Confirmation on rumours that Ken Cosgrove will settle in the contestants at the oche still pending.

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