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Only Fools and Horses US remake: cast revealed
TV News | Ed Williamson | 7th March 2012
Revealed by other people days ago, mainly. But now copied and pasted here with the odd mean-spirited comment lobbed in like a grenade. A grenade of TRUTH.
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Corbyn only pretending not to know who Ant and Dec are
TV News | Ed Williamson | 17th August 2016
Jeremy Corbyn's claim not to know who Ant and Dec are has been exposed as bollocks.
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It's nothing like that, say actual night managers
TV News | Ed Williamson | 6th April 2016
Night managers of UK hotels have reported that scenarios requiring them to infiltrate the organisations of rogue arms dealers are rare.
"It doesn't come up much if I'm honest," confirmed Darren Moxey of Hexham Premier Inn. "Mainly I just do sudokus.
"Once I had to prise open an old couple's window because it was stuck and they were too hot to sleep. And last year I had to change the battery in the smoke alarm on four because it was beeping every thirty seconds.
"No, we don't get a lot of emotionally damaged American ex-models in, shooting me sexually charged glances. Once we had a hen do stay and they made me dance with them in the foyer. But one of them knocked over the umbrella stand and I had to ask them all to go to bed.
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Wedding magazine slammed for Game of Thrones spoilers
TV News | Ed Williamson | 15th April 2014
Game of Thrones fans have criticised the publishers of Wedding magazine for ruining the latest episode by introducing into their minds the idea that things sometimes happen at weddings.
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Sherlock series 2 update update...UPDATE
TV News | Matt Looker | 4th August 2011
Some news has been flying around recently about the second series of Sherlock and, seeing as I haven't been bothered to report any of it, I thought I'd collate it all into one big infogasm. THIS IS THE NEWS.
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Hardy to get knob out on CBeebies
TV News | Ed Williamson | 6th April 2017
Tom Hardy's popular stint on Bedtime Stories is to end with a series finale in which he just shows you his penis.
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Tom Hardy Peaky Blinders role to be entirely horse-mounted
TV News | Ed Williamson | 30th April 2014
Tom Hardy's much-talked-about role in the second season of Peaky Blinders will comprise his being on a horse talking to himself while no other actors appear on screen, we can exclusively reveal. With his life collapsing around him, the character will ride the horse from Birmingham to London, unaccountably talking like Ivor the Engine, while the camera frames him and nothing else. The episode will play out in real time, and last for two days.
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Saturn Awards are apparently a thing now
TV News | Ed Williamson | 27th June 2011
I've never seen Fringe, but it seems to have won some awards for being dead good and that.
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Man reassures Twitter followers he doesn't watch Bake-Off
TV News | Ed Williamson | 14th September 2016
A man yesterday informed his 97 Twitter followers that he was uninterested in the day's trending story about the Great British Bake-Off because he had never seen it.
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Wilson beats cancer, fights aliens
TV News | Ed Williamson | 21st June 2013
Robert Sean Leonard is now on Falling Skies. If TV dreams came true, this would be in the same timeline as House, and he would've beaten cancer and now keeps House's head cryogenically frozen in a jar, hoping to persuade the aliens to reanimate it. It would continue to make wisecracks at him and mess up any dates he went on, obviously.
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