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Win Enter the Void on DVD plus a signed poster
Movie Competition | Matt | 25th April 2011
Gaspar NoƩ's latest is a brilliant, controversial eye-trip of sex, death and drugs that will make you want to cleanse yourself immediately after viewing, so answer this question and you could be well on your way to the best shower you've ever had.
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Win Warrior on Blu-ray by looking inside this internet page
Movie Competition | Ali | 16th February 2012
Here's your chance to win officially the sixth best film of 2011 on spangly Blu-ray: three copies of Warrior are up for grabs. And punches. And crotch-punches. And kicks. And face-kicks.
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Win Anonymous on Blu-ray and dance on Shakespeare's grave
Movie Competition | Ali | 5th March 2012
Enter and win a copy of Anonymous, Roland Emmerich's bonkers assault on Shakespeare. It's practically the equivalent of farting into your copy of Romeo+Juliet. (The Leonardo DiCaprio one).
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Hey idiot, why not win Dinner For Schmucks on DVD?
Movie Competition | Ali | 16th January 2011
Featuring David Walliams from Little Britain!
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Win Jonah Hex on DVD
Movie Competition | Ali | 28th December 2010
What else are you going to do? Watch television? Don't make me laugh. Look at that gorgeous poster. John Malkovich really doesn't want to share that tangerine, does he?
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Win Let Me In on DVD
Movie Competition | Ali | 7th March 2011
Let the right one in, if 'the right one' is Let Me In on DVD and 'in' means 'in your letterbox'. Because if you win, I'll post it to you!
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BOO! In other news, win Paranormal Activity 2 on DVD
Movie Competition | Ali | 6th February 2011
Because sleeping at night is overrated anyway.
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Win Unstoppable on DVD by doing not very much at all
Movie Competition | Ali | 21st March 2011
Three ways to enter and win Unstoppable on DVD, a movie that's about a runaway train that's never comin' back - wrong way down a one-way track. Yet again, Soul Asylum prove to be eerily prescient.
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Win Burning Bright on DVD - yeah, the tiger hurricane movie!
Movie Competition | Ali | 30th August 2010
Your chance to win the most awesome movie about a tiger chasing a girl in her pants during a hurricane ever made.
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Competition: Win The Ward on DVD
Movie Competition | Ali | 17th October 2011
Hey stupid, do you want a free DVD? You do? Then enter this competition, idiot! Finally, my new superliminal approach to blogging yields results!
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