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Put a damn schirt on, Schmidt
TV Feature | Ed Williamson | 18th March 2012
Every time I turn on New Girl there he is with his stupid greasy abs all over the place. Doesn't he own a shirt?
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Catfish: season 4, episode 14 recap: "Prophet and Trinity"
TV Feature | Becky Suter | 3rd August 2015
This week it's another Catfish curveball: Nev and Max did their Googling on behalf of an actual rapper. This is like finding out something you couldn't believe was true was indeed true after all. I can't help but feel I should be working harder on these openings.
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Here's why I don't get on with American Horror Story
TV Feature | Ed Williamson | 18th December 2012
This guy. Supposedly they're a normal family who moved into a haunted house, but the bloke never puts a shirt on and he looks like this with it off. And human beings don't actually look like that, so I lost interest. Oh, and Dylan McDermott shirtless topless abs, by the way, Google.
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The stars of children's TV: where are they now?
TV Feature | Ed Williamson, Matt Looker | 7th July 2011
Back in the eighties, when you spent hours watching cartoons instead of playing with the other kids because they all said you smelled of wee (no? Just us then?), we bet you never gave a moment's thought to how the stars of those cartoons would turn out.
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Catfish: season 4, episode 4 recap: "Daisy and Marcus"
TV Feature | Becky Suter | 30th March 2015
The official episode synopsis for this week's episode reads: "After helping with troubles at home, a man refuses to speak to his love interest on the phone." You, me and a million others, love. Spoiler alert: this episode may as well have been entitled "He's just not that into you".
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Catfish: season 5, episode 3 recap: "Leuh and Justin"
TV Feature | Becky Suter | 28th March 2016
What's in a name? I blame the parents. If they can't be bothered to spell your name properly, you're on a losing path from the start. Look at the revenge Shuntay played on her mum last week for giving her such a made-up moniker. It was hard not to feel sorry for this week's catfishee Leuh, whose parents decided the common spelling of "Leah" wasn't good enough and gave her a name that when written down looked like the sound you make when hocking up a glob of phlegm. But then Leuh was about to go to college and apparently didn't know how to use the internet, so it wasn't that hard not to feel sorry for her after all.
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Archive: Mystery Science Theater 3000
TV Feature | Kirsty Harrison | 3rd December 2010
In the not too distant future (next Sunday A.D), there was a guy named Joel, not too different from you or me. He worked at Gizmonic Institute, just another face in a red jump suit. He did a good job cleaning up the place, but his bosses didn’t like him so they shot him into space.
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Catfish: season 5, episode 5 recap: "Jaylin and Ja'la"
TV Feature | Becky Suter | 10th April 2016
It's a brave man who decides to move across the country to live with a girl he's never met. Did I say brave? I mean stupid. Really, really stupid. But this week's catfishee Jaylin is determined to be with the girl he's never even talked to on the phone. So she's obviously a dude, right? Spoiler alert: in this week's Catfish, we learn that there are exceptions to every rule.
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Whatever you do, don't Google image-search 'Sherlock manga'
TV Feature | Ed Williamson | 15th September 2012
I heard someone had made a Sherlock manga, so I went looking for it. Now I can never unsee this. -
Cumberhats: redux
TV Feature | Ed Williamson | 3rd September 2012
Parade's End: it's a big, periody, costumey thing, and by thunder it gives old Benylin Cummerbund of this parish the chance to do what he does best: wear a hat.
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