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Competition: Win Biutiful on DVD
Movie Competition | Ali | 10th May 2011
That's the Spanish supernatural drama, not the something something something James Blunt joke. Yeah, I'm leaving that in.
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Win Enter the Void on DVD plus a signed poster
Movie Competition | Matt | 25th April 2011
Gaspar Noé's latest is a brilliant, controversial eye-trip of sex, death and drugs that will make you want to cleanse yourself immediately after viewing, so answer this question and you could be well on your way to the best shower you've ever had.
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Win Unstoppable on DVD by doing not very much at all
Movie Competition | Ali | 21st March 2011
Three ways to enter and win Unstoppable on DVD, a movie that's about a runaway train that's never comin' back - wrong way down a one-way track. Yet again, Soul Asylum prove to be eerily prescient.
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Win Let Me In on DVD
Movie Competition | Ali | 7th March 2011
Let the right one in, if 'the right one' is Let Me In on DVD and 'in' means 'in your letterbox'. Because if you win, I'll post it to you!
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BOO! In other news, win Paranormal Activity 2 on DVD
Movie Competition | Ali | 6th February 2011
Because sleeping at night is overrated anyway.
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Hey idiot, why not win Dinner For Schmucks on DVD?
Movie Competition | Ali | 16th January 2011
Featuring David Walliams from Little Britain!
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Win Jonah Hex on DVD
Movie Competition | Ali | 28th December 2010
What else are you going to do? Watch television? Don't make me laugh. Look at that gorgeous poster. John Malkovich really doesn't want to share that tangerine, does he?
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Competition: Win Splice on DVD
Movie Competition | Ali | 29th November 2010
Win Splice on DVD: it's a genetics horror so good, we didn't review it first time around because the appropriate superlatives hadn't been invented yet. They have been invented now, we just can't be bothered.
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Win a veritable Hornet's Nest of funky Millennium goodies
Movie Competition | Ali | 26th November 2010
And all you need is a hacker's licence and to be fluent in conversational Swedish. Bara jävlas med er, behöver du inte göra skit.
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Twiddle me this: win prizes just for being our e-friend
Movie Competition | Luke | 9th November 2010
Lonely times at Shiznit Towers whilst Ali is away on his honeymoon. That's why we've hatched this little scheme to rid us of our blues, and to give our Shizniteers (i.e. you) a shot at some early Christmas presents. Interested? Then read on...
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