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Marvel's Cine-CHAT-ic Universe: Thor (2011)
Movie Feature | Matt Looker, Ali Gray, Becky Suter, Ed Williamson | 3rd September 2018
Marvel's Cine-CHAT-ic Universe is back! After last covering Iron Man 2 back in... holy shit, November? It's been nearly a year? Ok, it's about time we brought this back to continue our efforts in discussing each of the MCU films in turn, now finishing before our NEW deadline of Avengers 4. That should be fine. Just fine. Quick, let's talk Thor!
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TIL: Tom Selleck and Jamie Foxx are rival avocado-farming neighbours
Movie Feature | Matt Looker | 29th August 2018
It sounds like it should be the plot of a terrible movie, or the basis for a terrible sitcom, but i promise you, it really is just terrible real life.
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Am I Coen crazy: Raising Arizona (1987)
Movie Feature | Matt Looker | 28th August 2018
My casual, long-term project of watching all the Coen Brothers’ films in order has stepped up a gear after just one film thanks to finding out that The Big Lebowski is being re-released at the end of September for its 20th anniversary. And if I can’t time my retrospective to coincide with everyone else’s in that week then really I miss my only opportunity to make any of this appear relevant.
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What if Ethan Hawke played ALL the superheroes? Huh? What happens then?
Movie Feature | Ali Gray | 27th August 2018
Indie actor Ethan Hawke caused shockwaves in the nerd community this week when he dared suggest that superhero movies are not as good as Ingrid Bergman movies. So, Ethan Hawke thinks we're a group of illiterate and reactionary morons, huh? BURN ETHAN HUNT TO THE GROUND.
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On what basis did Thanos decide who did and didn't [SPOILER]
Movie Feature | Matt Looker, Ali Gray | 22nd August 2018
Excuse us while we delve into an important plot point from a movie released four months ago, which by now everyone has seen... and yet I'm still too scared to say what happened before the jump for fear of spoiler outrage. This world really has gone to shit.
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18 actual, factual rumours why Danny Boyle quit the new Bond movie
Movie Feature | Ali Gray | 21st August 2018
If you like Bond movies then your face was probably all 'nooooooo' today when you heard the news that Danny Boyle and Bond 25 have parted company. The official reason is that old chestnut "creative differences" but everyone knows that's just a cover for a good old-fashioned diva drama or sex scandal or noncing. Let’s get to the bottom of this immediately and sift through the rumours that some fans on Twitter are already calling "definitely what happened". No need to thank me.
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20 additional ways Netflix are 'improving' their service
Movie Feature | Ali Gray | 20th August 2018
Drastic news from the streaming industry this week, as it's been revealed that Netflix are testing a new 'feature' where trailers for other Netflix shows play between episodes. So, ads, basically. Netflix, you've done it again! This business model could revolutionise the television industry!
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Am I Coen crazy: Blood Simple. (1984)
Movie Feature | Matt Looker | 17th August 2018
Welcome to a new semi-irregular feature in which I try to understand my general ambivalence towards the Coen brothers in the face of their overwhelming success and popularity. Do I lack the critical faculty to truly appreciate their work? Do I just not ‘get’ them? Am I an idiot? Most likely, yes, but let’s all go on a filmographical journey to confirm!
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There was a film released recently called Blackmark and here’s all you need to know
Movie Feature | Matt Looker | 16th August 2018
Here is a plot synopsis: “1963 Military Industrialist Arthur Blackmark must race against the clock to stop an international incident which threatens to end the world.”
That’s right. This isn’t about a military ‘black mark’; his name is Arthur Blackmark. No one is called Arthur Blackmark. That’s not even a surname. -
Today, in 'Everything Is Totally Fine And Normal In Hollywood'
Movie Feature | Ali Gray | 15th August 2018
Nothing to see here, just a filmmaker operating under the illusion that he's going to cast an actual android instead of a human in his next role in a movie that is definitely going to get made and be released and be competent. "The android will be trained in various techniques and a variety of acting methods," say The Guardian. Well, it can't be worse than Mark Wahlberg.
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