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Top 20 Movie Insults Part II

Movie Feature | Ali | 5th February 2009

The last movie insults article we posted turned out to be our most popular ever - read it here - so it seems like there's something in this verbal beatdown thing. After trawling the sassiest corners of the internet and subjecting ourselves to torrents of cinematic bitch-slaps, we proudly present 20 more movie insults, each one g...

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Top 10 Movie Fashion Disasters

Movie Feature | Rich | 14th December 2007

Fashion is the most fickle of beasts: don a particularly daring outfit, and BAM - two weeks later it's yesterday's news and you're revealed to have all the style of a Bosnian pimp. Usually such sartorial gaffes are forgotten in time, but in movieland, those glorious fashion disasters are preserved on celluloid for future generat...

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Top 10 Worst Movies For Product Placement

Movie Feature | Ali | 27th July 2006

Time was, the only adverts you'd see during a trip to the cinema would be for the Curry house just round the corner. Nowadays, the suits in charge are starting to exploit the medium of film to such a degree that characters wear brand name clothes, eat at popular fast-food restaurants and engage in small talk about their cool ne...

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Who has cinema's biggest forehead?

Movie Feature | Ali | 2nd December 2010

Megamind is out this week. Megamind has a large forehead. Therefore, here's a rundown of the largest foreheads in Hollywood.

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Fuck off did C3PO have a silver leg

Movie Feature | Ali Gray | 13th August 2015

Today I made a most unsettling discovery and now I'm sharing it with you in the vain hope that it'll make the madness I'm currently feeling feel less intense. I still almost can't believe it's true, despite photo evidence that appears to confirm it. No. It can't be right. It just can't be. I've seen Star Wars about 25 times and I never noticed this. Fuck off does C3PO have one silver leg.

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16 movie poster traditions that need to die in a horrible fire

Movie Feature | Ali | 6th February 2011

I see about a hundred movie posters every day. Some are good, some are so-so but most are dreadful. I'm drawing a line in the sand: any poster that features any one of these frightfully clichéd design cues is getting pissed on in public. It's time to take a urine-soaked stand!

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If 2013's Oscar-nominated movie posters told the truth

Movie Feature | Ali | 11th January 2013

Have we all processed the 2013 Oscar nominations yet? Still fuming about Paul Thomas Anderson's snub? Furious that Skyfall didn't get a Best Picture nod? Sarcasm is what you need. Lovely, sneering sarcasm. Here's what this year's Oscar-nominated movies' posters would say if they could be honest just for one goddamn minute.

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101 reasons to love Nicolas Cage

Movie Feature | Ali | 22nd February 2011

Drive Angry is out this week, which is the perfect excuse to collate absolutely EVERYTHING we know about Nicolas Cage in one glorious portfolio. This'll be the last Cage thing we do... this week.

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The 10 greatest post-kill puns

Movie Feature | Matt | 4th September 2009

The post-kill pun is the ultimate kiss-off in any cheesy action flick. It defined the entire career of a certain Governator of California and became a clich� so quickly that it has now long been seen as a source of ridicule and parody.

This is probably best demonstrated by Arnie himself in Last Action Hero when, after an ice cream truck explodes causing a cornetto to shoot out and stab a guy in the back of the head, his character Jack Slater says: "I iced that guy... to cone a phrase."

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If 2014's Oscar-nominated movie posters told the truth

Movie Feature | Ali Gray, Matt Looker, Neil Alcock, Ed Williamson | 16th January 2014

As soon as I heard today's announcements for the 2014 Academy Awards, I opened up Photoshop and whipped up these 15 mildly amusing honest poster alternatives in five minutes flat, because I'm just that talented. Seriously. These didn't take a month, no matter what you've heard. Off the cuff humour, each and every one. And that's the truth.

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